Samuel L. Jackson Reads “Stay the F*ck at Home,” the Bedtime Story We All Need Right Now

If you are f*cking tired of having to remind your Facebook friends or your parents or your neighbors about the art of social distancing during a pandemic, just know that Samuel L. Jackson feels your pain.

The star teamed up once again with Adam Mansbach, the author of Go the F**k to Sleep, to deliver a not-so-subtle reminder about the importance of self-isolation.

The new “children’s book” is titled Stay the F*ck at Home, and Samuel performed a soothing, expletive-filled reading of it on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

In one verse, Samuel declares how important it is to flatten the curve because “that sh*t is steep,” and in another, he implores:

The ‘rona is spreading. This sh*t is no joke. It’s no time to work or roam.
The way you can fight it is simple, my friends. Just stay the f*ck at home.

Adam has also penned the brutally honest followup F*ck, Now There Are Two of You and You Have to F**king Eat. Perhaps it should go without f*cking saying, but these New York Times bestselling books are very much meant for parents and not intended to serve as actual stories to children. But, hey, these days, we won’t judge you for however you cope with bedtime.

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